Monday, February 27, 2006
hog
(noun)
(a)A self-indulgent, gluttonous, or filthy person.
(b)One that uses too much of something.

I wanted to use a 'C' word and use 'hog' as the definition 'cos it's just too commonly used a word. And I thought this meaning of hog was slang, but apparently it was in dictionary.com.

The temptation to put up pictures of hoggers was present today, but when I spotted them I was alone, so to risk being beaten up by some people, I refrained. Will post some hogger pictures up when I get the chance to snap them down. So as you can tell, I don't like hoggers.

Following is a list of types of hoggers I can think of.
1. Phone hoggers.
Always seen when I'm away on duty. Yes, I know you want to talk to your girlfriend, wife, mother or dog. But it's not like I don't have anyone I want to talk to while away. Let others have a chance!

2. Road hoggers.
Sometimes you find that people who walk slowly and are in a group always like to spread their people out in a fashion that will block the whole freaking way. And when poor me (or you) is walking in the opposite direction, they'll act as if you're invisible and not give way. Idiots.

3. Seat hoggers.
More evident on buses, there are many people (middle aged aunties and uncles especially) who like to sit on the outer aisle seat. That's fine, but they often also like to either put their butt in a position that will not exactly be able to fit another person. Or they'll use their not-even-that-big shopping bags to take up the whole bench.

OK, this post is just yak yak yak without any pictures. Pictures will definitely be out soon. And in the meantime, I still hate hoggers. MUAHAHA.