+ spoke too soon +

I think it was just yesterday that I applauded myself for not bitching about stuff for awhile, but I have to go today. You. Think you got the good deal. I just wanted to be easy since it won't be that much a difference anyway. However you apparently understimated my ability to turn the more sour deal into a good enough one. Hah. That's too bad. And don't think you're good at hinting sarcasm. Hello, I BREATHE sarcasm. Don't feel disappointed that I never replied to your lame little joke. Stop acting like you're a nice guy in front of me. So you've got big chests and a tanned body, big deal. Go to the club and find your female equivalents. Those with big boobs and little brains.
Oh, by the way, catch them fast too, because bimbos silly enough to go to bed with you are running out.

-takes a breather-

So that's that. Mean, but I don't really care. That's what happens when someone gets on my nerves. But don't worry. I'll only insult the person himself/herself. Won't drag the other people whom you're related to into this. Coz it's already quite a bad thing being linked to you.

Part 2. Language

"Hi, may I know who is this speaking?"
"Hello, may I know who im speaking to?"
Both sounds and feels quite correct huh? I thought about it awhile.. And it appears that the answer to the first line is 'me'. Ain't that correct to ask who's on the other side of the line eh?

"You OWN me $10."
"You owe me $10."
It's obvious which is the correct one, so this is just for sharing, since it's not an uncommon mistake of Singaporeans.

"I major in phycology."
"I major in psychology."
Looks a little similar, but phycology is actually the study of ALGAE(!). I don't have to explain psychology.

Ok, so that's what I have to share for now. Gawd, I can't wait to be home to post some pictures!